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um....yeah. this is a community for readers/fans/whatthehellisit of dork to discuss and find out more. and to share jokes. Ill start.
-Ari, the big cheese
so a man was just divorced from his wife. he has the suit on his back and $20 bucks in his pocket. so naturally, he goes to the bar. there, he sees a sign: "win $100,000! see bartender for details." he asks the bartender, and he tells him that if he can complete the 3 tasks that he (bartender) gives him, he wins. "well, that sounds easy enough! heres my money! what are the tasks?!" (hes excited [!]) well, you have to drink a quart of liqour. two, theres an eeeevil dog outside. noones ever left meeting her with all their limbs. she needs her tooth pulled. thirdly, theres a 90 year old woman upstairs, and her dying wish is to...you know....::wink wink::.
"thats crap! gimme my money back!" "sorry, check the fine print." 'no refunds.'
he gets a few friends to buy him drinks, and so he drunkenly stumbles up to the bar. "gimmethatdrink." he chugs the whole thing. and passes out.
after 22 minutes, he wakes up, and screams "WHERES THAT BITCH?" the people of the bar tentativly point to the back door. He runs out it, and theres much loud screaming and barking and ripping noises (insert your own sound effects here.) then a hush falls over the back yard, as well as inside the bar. he walks back in 13 minutes later and shouts "WHERES THE OLD LADY WHO NEEDS THE TOOTH PULLED?
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